♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
CAN I HELP YOU?
UH, THAT'S OK. I THINK I'LL HELP MYSELF.
HOO HOO!
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
OOPS!
HEATHCLIFF!
NOT AGAIN!
[PANTING]
[PFFT]
[GRUMBLES]
Man: HEATHCLIFF, COME--
WHOA!
OH, NO!
[SOBBING]
OH, HEATHCLIFF, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
LEAVE HIM ALONE. HE AIN'T DONE NOTHIN'.
HASN'T DONE ANYTHING?
WHY, HE IS TOTALLY RESPONSIBLE
FOR THIS POOR MAN'S CONDITION.
WHY, YOU TOOK THAT FISH WITHOUT PAYING FOR IT.
YOU ALWAYS TAKE FISH WITHOUT PAYING.
[SIGH]
BUT YOU'RE PAYING FOR IT NOW,
AREN'T YOU, HEATHCLIFF?
UH-HUH.
OH!
HEY, DON'T LISTEN TO THAT GUY.
TAKE THAT FISH AND LET'S GO.
[GRRR]
YOU'RE ALWAYS DOING BAD THINGS, HEATHCLIFF.
STEALING FISH, FIGHTING,
DUMPING TRASH CANS,
AND JUST GENERALLY BEING A BAD CAT.
MY GOODNESS, HEATHCLIFF, WHAT'S TO BECOME OF YOU?
[SNIFFING]
HEATHCLIFF.
HEATHCLIFF!
MEOW!
WE'RE REAL HAPPY TO SEE THAT YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
HEATHCLIFF WANTED TO COME DOWN AND TELL YOU IN PERSON
THAT HE WON'T BE BOTHERING YOU ANYMORE.
THAT'S RIGHT. HEATHCLIFF'S TURNING OVER A NEW LEAF.
HE'S GOING TO BE A GOOD CAT FROM NOW ON.
HEY, MR. MILKMAN, DON'T WORRY.
HEATHCLIFF'S CHANGED HIS TUNE.
HE WON'T BE BOTHERING YOU ANYMORE.
THANKS, HEATHCLIFF.
OH, NO!
HEATHCLIFF!
HIYA, SPIKE, OLD BUDDY.
A GLORIOUS DAY, ISN'T IT, SPIKE?
YEAH. SURE. WHATEVER YOU SAY, HEATHCLIFF.
UH, SO LONG, PAL.
AH! BROTHER DEAR, IT SEEMS ONCE AGAIN
WE HAVE BEEN SHOWN THE WAY TO FREEDOM.
YES, MY DEAR SIBLING,
AND WE SHALL NOT WASTE ONE PRECIOUS MOMENT.
[BOTH LAUGH]
Man: WHAT A PLEASURE,
NOT HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT THAT FAT ORANGE CAT
STEALING MY FISH ANYMORE.
I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS FAT ORANGE CAT IS, BROTHER DEAR,
BUT PERHAPS HE SHOULD WATCH OUT FOR...
Both: THE SIAMESE TWINS!
YA-HO!
OH, MY FINE SIBLING, THAT WAS A DELICIOUS SNACK!
HOW ABOUT WE GO OUT NOW AND...
Both: HAVE SOME FUN!
♪ DUM DOO DEE DI DEE DOO DOH ♪
♪ DUM DEE DUM DEE--
[GRRRR]
AH, CHUBBY POOCHY,
YOU ARE ABOUT TO BATTLE WITH...
Both: THE SIAMESE TWINS!
COME ON! COME ON! I'LL MURDERIZE YA!
Twins: YA-HO!
[TWINS YELLING]
WHOA!
Hector: IT LOOKS LIKE THOSE 2 CATS
ARE TAKING OVER HEATHCLIFF'S TERRITORY.
YA!
[TEETH CHATTERING]
[WHIMPERING]
OH, MY! WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHAT'S THE TROUBLE?
WHAT'S THE TROUBLE?!
HUH?
THE WHOLE TOWN IS BEING DESTROYED BY YOUR CAT!
Everyone: HEATHCLIFF!
HUH?
I WONDER WHAT ALL THE COMMOTION'S ABOUT.
THERE HE IS!
UH, THANKS FOR DROPPING BY.
I THOUGHT YOU HAD LEARNED YOUR LESSON, HEATHCLIFF,
BUT I GUESS I WAS WRONG.
NOW, GET OUT OF HERE!
[MUMBLING]
Hector: HEY, HEATHCLIFF. WHY SO DOWN IN THE MOUTH?
OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I'VE BEEN GOOD FOR ONE WHOLE DAY,
AND STILL EVERYONE'S BLAMING ME FOR THEIR TROUBLES.
I THINK SOMEONE'S TRYING TO FRAME ME.
WELL, IT AIN'T US, GUS.
YEAH. THERE'S 2 NEW CATS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD,
AND BOY, ARE THEY TOUGH!
2 NEW CATS, HUH?
WELL, THAT SHEDS SOME LIGHT ON THE SITUATION.
HOO HOO!
[HEATHCLIFF HUMMING CAMPTOWN RACES]
AW, DEAR BROTHER,
LOOKS LIKE BIGGER FUN THAN THIS IS COMING OUR WAY NOW.
A FANCY CAT WITH A FANCY HAT!
HYAH!
HERE'S LOOKING AT YOU, KID.
MY, MY!
SUCH BEHAVIOR IS TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE.
I MUST TEACH YOU LADS SOME MANNERS.
OH! TEACH US MANNERS, EH, FANCY CAT?
YOU ARE ABOUT TO TANGLE WITH...
Both: THE SIAMESE TWINS!
[HEATHCLIFF LAUGHS]
WELL, YOU'RE ABOUT TO MESS WITH HEATHCLIFF!
EEYAH!
[CATS SNARLING]
Both: EEYAH!
OOH!
YA-HO!
[SNARLING]
YA!
AH, YOU FOUGHT BRAVELY.
BUT YOU LOST.
WHAT CAN HE DO AGAINST THOSE TWO?
HEATHCLIFF AIN'T GOIN' TO DO NOTHIN'
UNLESS HE GETS SOME HELP.
I'M GOING IN THERE!
HE'S GOT GUTS, BUT I THINK HE'S NUTS!
Hector: AND SO ARE YOU TWO. COME ON.
Twin: IT IS ALL OVER FOR YOU NOW, FAT ORANGE CAT.
YOU HAVE BEEN FOILED BY...
Both: THE SIAMESE TWINS!
FOILED SCHMOILED! I AIN'T PACKIN' IT IN YET.
I HOPE THIS WORKS.
[TARZAN YELL]
SO, THIS IS WHAT DOING GOOD DEEDS GETS ME!
[STRAINING]
[TARZAN YELL]
HUH?
THANKS, HECTOR.
I'LL TAKE IT FROM...
HERE!
[TWINS YELLING]
OH, FAT ORANGE CAT.
IT SEEMS THAT YOU HAVE TWIN-PACKED US...
Both: THE SIAMESE TWINS!
YEAH, WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE COME UP AGAINST
THE TERRIBLE FURY OF HEATHCLIFF AND...
Everyone: THE ALLEY CATS!
[LAUGHING]
[BELL RINGS]
ANY LAST WORDS BEFORE I PRONOUNCE SENTENCE?
Twin: YES, FAT ORANGE CAT.
YOU MAY HAVE WON THIS TIME,
BUT YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF...
Twins: THE SIAMESE TWINS!
[SHIP HORN BLOWS]
NOW, NOW, HEATHCLIFF. REMEMBER, YOU PROMISED
TO BE A GOOD CAT FROM NOW ON.
COME ON, HEATHCLIFF, YOU TRIED BEING A GOOD CAT,
AND WHERE DID IT GET YOU?
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, PAL?
FLICK THE LITTLE PARTY POOPER OFF OF YOUR SHOULDER,
AND LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.
[PFFT]
[GROWLING AND BARKING]
[PFFT]
HEATHCLIFF, YOU'RE ONE CAT IN A MILLION,
WITHOUT A DOUBT!
I KNOW YOU CATS CAN FEEL THE HEAT
FROM WORDSWORTH'S FUNKADELIC FEET.
HEY, BOSS, LISTEN TO THIS!
REOW! YOU COOL KITTIES!
THIS IS YOUR FELINE WITH THE BEELINE,
CHEWY CAL!
HOLD ON TO YOUR TAILS 'CAUSE I'LL BE HOSTING
THE BIGGEST PRIZE-FILLED BREAK DANCE CONTEST EVER!
WHERE?
AT THE BOPPIN' FURBALL CLUB, THAT'S WHERE!
FIRST PRIZE IS A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF KITTY WONKER'S CAT TREATS!
YUMMY-YUM!
WOW! 12 MONTHS OF CHOW,
AND WORDSWORTH'S GOING TO WIN IT FOR US.
GIVE ME A BREAK, JAKE.
I MEAN IT.
WITH YOUR COOL DANCE MOVES,
WE CAN'T LOSE.
I DON'T MEAN TO SOUND CONCEITED,
BUT I REALLY CAN BEAT IT.
OK, TRYOUTS FOR THE BREAK DANCE BASH ARE TONIGHT!
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!
REOW!
COME ON, WORDSWORTH. LET'S START TRAINING FOR IT NOW.
WE'RE GONNA BOP AT THE FURBALL!
WE'RE GONNA BOP AT THE...
FURBALL?
YOU'RE A JINX, MUNGO.
I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU NEAR THAT FURBALL CLUB,
TONIGHT OR EVER!
GEE, I WONDER WHY THE GUYS ARE SO SORE.
IF I SNEAK INSIDE THE BOPPIN' FURBALL,
MAYBE I CAN STRAIGHTEN THINGS OUT.
THE GUYS WILL NEVER RECOGNIZE ME IN THIS DISGUISE.
[GIGGLES]
THIS SHOULD BE GREAT!
I CAN'T WAIT!
I'VE GOT TO GET IN THERE!
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
REOW! OK, LISTEN UP, CAT DANCERS AND PRANCERS.
THIS IS D.J. CHEWY CAL,
HOWLING FOR THE GREAT DANCE TRYOUTS TO BEGIN!
OK, PEARLY WHITE AND THE GOMP TWINS,
STRUT YOUR STUFF!
[SEVERAL CATS CHEERING]
Cat: WHOA! YEAH! WHOA! YAY!
WHOA!
IS THAT PEARLY SLOB DANCING OR PLAYING PITCHFORK?
BY, UH, PROCESS OF ELIMINATION,
PEARLY'S ON HIS WAY TO THE WINNER'S CIRCLE.
BOO! HISS!
BOO!
Chewy Cal: HE WILL JOIN OUR OTHER 2 TRYOUT WINNERS,
MR. AND MRS. ROB SERLING.
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERS]
TELL THE FANS TO SCREAM AND SHOUT...
'CAUSE WORDSWORTH'S READY TO PEEL OUT!
YAY!YAY!
EXCUSE ME.
WHOA-OH!
HELP!
Wordsworth: RUNAWAY DUMP TRUCK!
WHOA!
HEY, CATS, DIG THAT CRAZY NEW DANCE STEP.
REOW!
IT'S THE MUNGO MASH!
YAAH!
[CROWD CHANTING "MUNGO MASH!"]
MUNGO, YOU'VE MASHED YOUR WAY RIGHT INTO THE WINNER'S CIRCLE.
YEAH, ALL RIGHT! YEAH!
I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I SEE!
MUNGO WON OVER ME!
QUICK, WE GOT TO GET HIM SHAPED UP
FOR THE BIG SHOWDOWN.
BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?
LISTEN, PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT,
AND WE'LL LET YOU TEACH MUNGO SOME NEW STEPS.
UH, NOW THAT WORDSWORTH'S A HAS-BEEN,
SHOULD HE REALLY BE TEACHING ME TO DANCE?
HAS-BEEN? MUNGO, YOU'RE A DANCING FOOL!
I'LL POUND MY BEAT INTO YOU!
Mungo: WHOA!
[CRASH]
YOU KNOW WHAT MUNGO NEEDS?
A MIRACLE.
I THINK SOME FLASHY THREADS WILL DO THE TRICK.
THEN HE'LL AT LEAST LOOK GOOD.
BEHOLD!
SEALSKIN MITTS.
NOW YOU CAN SLIP YOUR WAY TO THE BIG TIME.
WHOA!
HEY! LET THE GREAT DANCE CONTEST BEGIN!
REOW!
HERE'S OUR FIRST CONTESTANT: PEARLY WHITE!
WHO'S THERE?
MUNGO! I NEED YOUR HELP!
WHAT'S THE MATTER, ROB?
I FAINTED.
FEEL BETTER?
SOMETIME STAGE FRIGHT CAN DO THAT.
THIS IS OUR LAST CHANCE TO MAKE IT IN SHOW BIZ.
IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME, I...
IF WE DON'T WIN THIS CONTEST,
OUR DREAMS WILL BE SHATTERED!
[SOBBING]
PLEASE DON'T CRY!
I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING!
AND NOW FOR OUR NEXT CONTESTANT!
REOW!
THE INVENTOR OF THE MUNGO MASH HIMSELF,
MUNGO!
I SAID MUNGO!
WHAT'S KEEPING THAT CLOWN?
[CROWD CHANTING "MUNGO MASH!"]
Cat: COME ON, YEAH!
[CATS CHEER]
♪ FIRST I WAS A CATERPILLAR, BIG AND FAT ♪
♪ NOW I AM A BUTTERFLY
♪ THINK OF THAT
[CROWD MURMURING]
THIS ISN'T THE MUNGO MASH!
♪ I FLOAT ALONG THE BREEZE ♪
[CROWD BOOING]
MUNGO'S SO BAD!
I DON'T HAVE TO CHEAT TO GET RID OF HIM!
AFTER OUR HARD WORK,
YOU MESS UP LIKE A JERK.
BUTTERFLY, HUH?
YEAH. I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING, BOSS.
Chewy Cal: AND NOW FOR OUR LAST CONTESTANT!
REOW!
REAL TROOPERS!
BERYL AND ROB SERLING!
Hector: THEY'RE DRESSED IN OUR COSTUME!
UH, NOW, FELLAS...
HEY, HE'S GOING TO BURY THE SERLINGS!
LATER, GUYS! I GOT TO STOP THAT CREEP!
UH, YOU'RE DOING A BAD THING.
HUH?!
AAAAH!
AAH!
AND NOW, THE WINNERS ARE...
BERYL AND ROB SERLING!
[CROWD CHEERING]
I BETTER HIDE FROM THE GUYS TILL THINGS COOL OFF.
I GOT IT! I'LL HIDE OUT
AND PRETEND TO BE KNOCKED OUT BY THIS SANDBAG.
WHERE CAN THAT HALF-SIZE WALNUT BRAIN BE?
WHEN HE CATCHES MY EYE, THE FUR'S GOING TO FLY.
Riffraff: OUT OF MY WAY, DANCING DRIPS.
I WANT TO BOSSA NOVA ON MUNGO'S FACE.
YOU GUYS AIN'T GONNA LAY A FINGER ON MUNGO.
THAT'S RIGHT. WE'RE GOING TO USE OUR WHOLE FIST!
MUNGO GAVE US HIS COSTUME
WHEN HE FOUND OUT HOW MUCH WE NEEDED TO WIN.
A BETTER CAT NEVER LIVED!
WE'D LIKE TO KEEP IT THAT WAY,
IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.
GOSH. MUNGO DID THAT?
HIS BRAIN IS LIKE HASH.
BUT HE SURE HAS PANACHE.
COME ON, GUYS.
LET'S FIND MUNGO AND APOLOGIZE.
MUNGO! HE'S BEEN HURT!
THIS SANDBAG MUST HAVE HIT HIM!
THE BIG PALOOKA WAS ALWAYS SOFT IN THE HEAD.
Hector: WAKE UP, MUNGO.
YOU JUST GOT TO BE OK.
UH...HELLO.
ARE YOU STILL MAD AT ME?
NO!
OF COURSE NOT.
UH-UH.
OH, GOODY!
THEN YOU CAN ALL BUY ME A SUNDAE!
I'M STARVING!
Everyone: HIP-HIP, HURRAY!
HIP-HIP, HURRAY!
YEAH, HOW THE LITTLE PEOPLE ADORE ME.
HEE HEE HEE!
WHEN YOU DECIDE TO CHOOSE A DOG FOR A PET,
THE FIRST THING YOU SHOULD THINK OF IS THE DOG'S SIZE.
VERY LARGE DOGS MAY FRIGHTEN YOUNG CHILDREN, AND -
EVEN IF THEY ARE JUST PLAYING, CAN CAUSE A SERIOUS INJURY
IF THEY BITE.
SMALL DOGS AREN'T RECOMMENDED AS PETS
BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO FRAGILE FOR ROUGH HOUSING
WITH THE KIDS. BUT A DOG IN THE MIDDLE SHOULD BE JUST RIGHT.
GOLDILOCKS NEVER HAD TO PUT UP WITH THIS.
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